Don’t Get Married, Hire a Secretary
With all the talk of game, pick up artists, men’s rights activists, feminism, traditional marriage and the battle of the sexes, I figured it was time to step back and look at the situation in a different way. The problems with modern relationships, at least from men’s perspectives, have been discussed online for years now, so here’s something of a solution.
Don’t bother with a girlfriend or a wife. Just hire a secretary.
- The Lower Class Man prides himself on making a slave *of* his Woman.
- The Middle Class Man prides himself on being a slave *to* his Woman.
- The Upper Class Man prides himself on providing a slave *for* his Woman.
What does she eat?
- Omega: Whatever.
- Beta: Where do you want to eat tonight, honey?
- Alpha: Whatever I put in your mouth.
- Dom: Make reservations at Dorsia. I want you to try the cilantro crawfish gumbo.
What does she wear?
- Omega: Whatever.
- Beta: You look great in all of those, honey.
- Alpha: Wear the little black dress.
- Dom: The little black dress, no panties.
What does she do?
- Omega: Whatever she wants.
- Beta: She has her own career.
- Alpha: Stay at home mom.
- Dom: Manages the staff.
When does she have sex?
- Omega: Whenever I can get it.
- Beta: Date nights are Tuesday and Thursday.
- Alpha: Whenever I want.
- Dom: Whenever I say.
jjtonn 3 years ago:
I may have drawn the line at the saddle... ..Oh, who am I kidding? James Spader is fucking sexy. Saddle. Me. Up.
We’re (women) frustrated with men who cow-tow to our every whim and yet we have no clue as to why we are. We are bombarded with romantic messages of how ‘real’ men behave and whip our guys into behaving like they are men from movies like P.S. I Love You. And then hate them for it. There’s a reason 50 Shades of Grey is a number 1 best seller. (it’s poorly written but the premise is there). Women want men who’ll dominate them, and if you take the kink out of (I don’t) then it means women want a leader. Women have amazing strengths but I believe we’re hardwired to submit and men have lost their way in regards to what that means – what they are accountable for and what a responsibility that is.
Men want their cake and eat it too. They want to be cared for, nurtured, but are unwilling to set the ground rules for what that should look like, what the expectations are from their women. Women are out of control without direction (harsh but true) and are running the show right now and it’s detrimental, it’s not our fault either. Somewhere along the way the wires have become crossed and damn if I know how they’ll become uncrossed.
Fortunately, sexual harassment laws make it illegal to hire a Secretary, and divorce laws make it impossible to have a traditional Christian wife. These laws exist to stop the horrible exploitation of women. So back to banging bar sluts! God bless America.
Wives, be subject to your husbands as you are to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife just as Christ is the head of the church, the body of which he is the Savior. Just as the church is subject to Christ, so also wives ought to be, in everything, to their husbands. Ephesians 5:22-33
(Special Thanks to Miss S.)