Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightblub?
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The sexiest sexist, Russell Brand. Sure, he may be a misogynist, but he’s so cute and rich, and he’s a liberal Democrat, so Bill Clinton rules apply.
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Indians wearing blue jeans: not cultural appropriation. Hipsters wearing feathers: cultural appropriation, hipster racism, and all other bad things.
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A lesbian sadist into human slavery, bondage, and domination explains why it’s bad to dress up like a non-white for Halloween. I’m telling you, nobody is as politically correct as Professional Kinksters.
some dos and don’ts for white perverts in our efforts to not be racist
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Africans using cell phones: not cultural appropriation. Hipsters displaying voodoo decor at Halloween: cultural appropriation, and naughty racism.
If this seems complicated, just remember this rule of thumb: it’s only racist when you do it.
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There’s a new subreddit showcashing hipster racism: http://www.reddit.com/r/hipsterracism/
/r/hipsterracism is a place to showcase, discuss, and laugh at a special type of ignorance in its most ironic form, because the only thing of value in a hipster racist’s opinion is its complete lack of it! NOTE: While everyone is welcome here, this subreddit is first and foremost for those who already know why something might be considered offensive. Be wary of getting in the way.
Man, I bet these guys are fun at parties.
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White People’s Headquarters: 5 Things you too can appropriate from white culture.
This is interesting, a blatant piece of overt hatred against hipsters by two authentic Angry Black Women, done in slam poetry style. Wait a minute, isn’t doing slam poetry cultural appropriation of authentic hipster culture (i.e., beatniks, our early Hipster ancestors?)
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Justin Timberlake fans, also racist.
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Ask the Hipster Racism Experts: Question: Can I dress up as a popular culture black character if I do not do blackface?
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This porn is racist because the girl is wearing some sort of thing in her hair that might possible look like something you’d see a Native American character wearing in an old Western. Sort of.
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White Hipsters (redundant) in Austin: What Black Mob Violence?
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Miley Cyrus is literally Hitler.
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Ann Frankly, Justin Bieber is literally Hitler too.
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Science is racist. Wait, not racist.
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How racist are Americans when it comes to selecting a mate? Though the rate of interracial marriages in the U.S. has doubled in the past 30 years, according to online dating habits, we’re still pretty racist. Surprise!
But. A new study of racism in OkCupid messaging finds a little bit of hope in a sea of largely same-race interactions.
You got that? White people dating other white people is racist.
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It’s almost like “anti-racist” is really just a code word for “anti-white.”
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Nice work! I’m forwarding your link to my wife.
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“The sexiest sexist, Russell Brand. Sure, he may be a misogynist, but he’s so cute and rich, and he’s a liberal Democrat, so Bill Clinton rules apply.”
He’s not even an American, so Democrat is out of the question. Dude! You’re a slacker hipster.
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Sue me, I never even heard of the guy before last week when he was accused of sexism.
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