Candybar! A Hipster Racism Roundup

Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightblub?

A: That’s not funny!

The sexiest sexist, Russell Brand. Sure, he may be a misogynist, but he’s so cute and rich, and he’s a liberal Democrat, so Bill Clinton rules apply.

Indians wearing blue jeans: not cultural appropriation. Hipsters wearing feathers: cultural appropriation, hipster racism, and all other bad things.

A lesbian sadist into human slavery, bondage, and domination explains why it’s bad to dress up like a non-white for Halloween. I’m telling you, nobody is as politically correct as Professional Kinksters.

some dos and don’ts for white perverts in our efforts to not be racist

Africans using cell phones: not cultural appropriation. Hipsters displaying voodoo decor at Halloween: cultural appropriation, and naughty racism.

If this seems complicated, just remember this rule of thumb: it’s only racist when you do it.

There’s a new subreddit showcashing hipster racism: http://www.reddit.com/r/hipsterracism/

/r/hipsterracism is a place to showcase, discuss, and laugh at a special type of ignorance in its most ironic form, because the only thing of value in a hipster racist’s opinion is its complete lack of it! NOTE: While everyone is welcome here, this subreddit is first and foremost for those who already know why something might be considered offensive. Be wary of getting in the way.

Man, I bet these guys are fun at parties.

White People’s Headquarters: 5 Things you too can appropriate from white culture.

Hipster Racism and Sexy Sexism: Two Great Tastes That Go Great Together
Hipster Racism and Sexy Sexism: Two Great Tastes That Go Great Together

This is interesting, a blatant piece of overt hatred against hipsters by two authentic Angry Black Women, done in slam poetry style. Wait a minute, isn’t doing slam poetry cultural appropriation of authentic hipster culture (i.e., beatniks, our early Hipster ancestors?)

Justin Timberlake fans, also racist.

Ask the Hipster Racism Experts: Question: Can I dress up as a popular culture black character if I do not do blackface?

This porn is racist because the girl is wearing some sort of thing in her hair that might possible look like something you’d see a Native American character wearing in an old Western. Sort of.

Girls is racist.

Clothes are racist.

White Hipsters (redundant) in Austin: What Black Mob Violence?

Miley Cyrus is literally Hitler.

Ann Frankly, Justin Bieber is literally Hitler too.

Sombreroes are racist.

France is racist.

Science is racist. Wait, not racist.

Wrestling is racist.

Online dating is racist.

How racist are Americans when it comes to selecting a mate? Though the rate of interracial marriages in the U.S. has doubled in the past 30 years, according to online dating habits, we’re still pretty racist. Surprise!

But. A new study of racism in OkCupid messaging finds a little bit of hope in a sea of largely same-race interactions.

You got that? White people dating other white people is racist.

Guns owners are racist.

Football is racist.

It’s almost like “anti-racist” is really just a code word for “anti-white.”

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3 thoughts on “Candybar! A Hipster Racism Roundup

  1. “The sexiest sexist, Russell Brand. Sure, he may be a misogynist, but he’s so cute and rich, and he’s a liberal Democrat, so Bill Clinton rules apply.”

    He’s not even an American, so Democrat is out of the question. Dude! You’re a slacker hipster.

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