So, the manosphere, especially the Christian and traditional blogs, have been closely following the very public divorce of Leif and Jenny Erikson. A conspiracy theory has already been suggested: Jenny Erikson is a creation of dalrock, a fake personality intended to show the absolute worst of modern American white women. Jenny was a paid Republican party hack, suckering conservative Christians into voting for the plutocrats, gangsters, cultists, and hucksters that are the modern GOP. Leif was some sort of honest working engineer, with a stable white collar job, providing for his wife and their two children.
Then Jenny goes all “eat, pray, love” and said she was unhaaaaaapy so she decided to break the vows she took before God, her family, and her community and got a divorce.
Now I’m no expert on women, and am obviously a complete failure at maintaining a long term relationship with a woman, so this is probably a terrible solution, but it’s the only one I can think of. Jenny Erikson needs a good spanking. From Leif, her husband.
Now convincing Jenny to submit to a much deserved and obviously well needed spanking is likely not as hard as it may seem. She’s clearly a narcissist and an attention whore, and other than whatever alimony and child support she is stealing from Leif using the power of the police state, she makes her money on publicity and blog hits. So I figure appealing to this side of her might very well work.
So, I propose a Jenny Erikson Charity Spank-Off. Everyone chips in some amount of dollars per spank, so the more times Leif spanks Jenny, the more money raised. We will donate it to the charity of Jenny’s choice, minus whatever fee she wants. The actual spanking will be posted on youtube, with Jenny keeping whatever ad revenue it generates.
It sounds like a win-win, for Leif, for Jenny, and all the rubberneckers online watching this particular car crash in real time.
So, what do you say, Jenny? It’s for a good cause! It’s for charity!