Her name was Miriam
She came from Bethlehem
She had big ole’ tits
And sucked a mean, mean dick
Her daddy said it didn’t count with a goy
So she fucked lots and lots of American boys!
Especially the ones with NSA jobs
and military slobs
Like a Secret Policeman’s Ball
Little Miriam fucked them all!
Then when she went back to Tel Aviv
Told her handlers all she’d seen
“American boys have big ole’ dicks,
But other than that they didn’t give me shit!”