Caption Contest #BaltimoreUprising

My little niece thinks that “reality TV shows” like “the Jersey Shore” are documentaries.

Then again, she’s a teenager – what’s your excuse?

Aryan Skynet

American correspondents, is it true? Did black people outraged by police brutality really get up at 10 am yesterday, put on their gas masks, and street battle against riot police wielding tear gas? Like the flyer suggests?

BaltimoreUprisingI Bet White Baltimore City Paper Reporters Made This Flyer

Or was it more like the other two pictures? In the first one, the middle aged white guy is holding a Starbucks coffee in one hand and a “Racism Kills” sign in the other – the sign professionally printed and very readable on TV.

But the second picture? I’ve decided to start a new conspiracy theory. Jerry Garcia faked his death and is now taking selfies with a freshman African American Studies class while being interviewed by blonde reporters for some online news site. Maybe Buzzfeed.

protesters-frontenacThis Protest Brought To You By Starbucks

plaza-frontenac-protestsJerry Garcia Poses For Pictures With Fan Club

Or I…

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