So I’m in the South, hiding from the New York 9/11 conspirators who have now targeted me for … something. I had met this little thing, 21 years old – I wasn’t old enough to be her father or anything, but old enough to know better – and I wanted nothing more than to get into her pants. She’s a college student at the local state university, we had met at a bar, and, you know, she’s looking for a “hook up” and I had played it off pretty well – what can I say? I still looked pretty good for my age – the grey was barely showing.
So anyway I take her out to this bar and she’s telling me how “progressive” she is. So she says, yeah, you know, down here in the South, this guy told me “I don’t like niggers and I don’t like faggots, but I have to say Prince is basically my favorite nigger faggot.”
God this girl was hot in bed too. I’ll never forget her. It made me feel young again. I used her as the inspiration for the “Little Miss Fuck and Run” character, and she sort of did look like (Stanford graduate and laptop hip-hop sensation) K-Flay.
She was actually pretty smart and I introduced her to my sister (who usually has perfect instinct when it comes to women “dating” her brother,) but even she was taken in by her naturally disarming personality.
But damn, this girl was a bitch – hard core bitch. She knew she was hot and loved nothing more than breaking men’s hearts. In fact, I got a lot of mileage with the “Heartbreaker” meme, back when I wrote “manosphere” type stuff, before I was banned from all the big manosphere sites for being, you know, too “white.”
Anyway, Prince was basically my generation. He was barely black. Personally, I’ve never discounted black people and their music – black people have made some great music and while I may be a racist, I’m not churlish about it. So Prince always reminded me of high school summers at the beach, “making out” with girls who never let us go “all the way.” It was dirty, but also kind of innocent in a way. Whatever, I don’t care, I’ve never been a purist or a fanatic. So RIP The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.