It’s like all my Taylor Swift fantasies are coming true right in front of my eyes.
I dated a Taylor Swift look-a-like once. And yes, she was a huge Taylor Swift fan herself.
Is there anything more wonderful in life than the thought of Taylor Swift, in one of her outfits, looking up at you saying, “what are you going to do with that belt?” I can’t think of any.
All you conspiracy theorists out there – yes, we do go to parties and wear masks and do sexy stuff. The ladies love it.