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Jewish Women Are Having S&M Sexual Fantasies About Trump as Hitler

You people all thought I was kidding:

https://hipsterracist.wordpress.com/50-pounds-of-heidi

http://eradica.wordpress.com/50-pounds-of-heidi

But Jewish women are now publishing their own Trump Nazi S&M fantasies themselves:

http://www.unz.com/isteve/the-forward-how-do-i-explain-my-trump-nazi-nightmare-to-my-mexican-american-daughter/

How Do I Explain My Trump Nazi Nightmare to My Mexican American Daughter?

Anna Keller

October 21, 2016

I have a terrible recurring dream. I’m hiding in the attic with Anne Frank and she’s calling me “Kitty.” I tell her that I have to go, I don’t know where my daughter is, and she turns to me and tells me that we can’t go anywhere. We are in hiding and we must stay this way until the war is over. All of a sudden, I hear boots on the stairs and the door swings open and it’s Donald J. Trump — only he’s naked, wearing a swastika sweatband on his head, and he says, “I think Islam hates us.”

As usual, I’m ahead of the trends.

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SPLC’s Heidi Beirich: Trump Speeches Have Secret Hitler Satan Messages When Played Backwards

Heidi Beirich is an obese Jewish woman with a sexual fetish for “racist” Aryan Nations types – you know, the white biker men in prison with tattoos on their faces:

https://hipsterracist.wordpress.com/50-pounds-of-heidi

Lately, Heidi has taken to the media to explain how “Pepe the Frog” is a secret Nazi symbol.

What we are seeing here is a replay of the 1980s, when Church Ladies like Tammy Faye Baker would play Led Zeppelin records backward to find Satanic messages:

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Hipster Racism, In Rhyme

How far can you read through this article without laughing out loud? I made it to “vagina.”

http://www.vdare.com/articles/racist-indian-editor-fooled-by-white-guy-in-yellowface-asian-american-activists-choke-on-noodles

Then, for fun, the next time you accuse white people of “racism” read this article first:

http://www.vdare.com/articles/importing-sino-fascism

Taylor Swift’s New Hipster Racist Video Earns Her A Good Hard Spanking

Taylor Swift has been a very, very naughty girl, what with her new hipster racist video for “Wildest Dreams.”

It’s not that I want to turn her over my knee and give her a good hard spanking but someone has to do it so I’ll take one for the team and volunteer.

Everytime I go to youtube Taylor Swift dominates the front page. Face it, she’s just about genetic perfection. I would impregnate her all night long and some the next morning too. That gal could birth some beautiful White babies. She can have my 14 babies and 88 grandbabies any day (h/t Rudeforthought and Ghost of Virtve Past @ TheRightStuff.biz.)

She’s about as classy as a pop singer can be and she’s only dated hot White hunks – no Miley Virus is she. She started out singing country – The White Music – and now she holds up the Implicitly White end of the pop spectrum. I wouldn’t mind my 12 year old daughter – or my 28 year old trophy wife – being a fan of Taylor Swift.

Apparently, she’s pissed off the Usual Suspects for her new video suggesting the total Racial Cleansing of Africa – that’s our gal! (h/t CantSpellAshkenaziWithoutNAZI @ TheRightStuff.biz.)

“Taylor Swift’s new Wildest Dreams video is criticized for being ‘racist’ and based on a ‘glamorous white colonial fantasy’ of Africa”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3220003/Taylor-Swift-s-Wildest-Dreams-video-slammed-racist-based-glamorous-white-colonial-fantasy.html

Of course, the video is directed by Joseph Kahn (*cough*) but no one is going to mention that … but he says it’s ok, he didn’t murder any Palestinian babies while filming the video and he included a couple of Token Negroes in a few shots.

http://au.eonline.com/news/692446/taylor-swift-s-wildest-dreams-director-defends-video-amid-backlash-there-are-black-africans-in-a-number-of-shots

I nominate Taylor Swift as the new Official Hipster Racist Goddess.

Sieg Swift! Heil Taylor!

Sieg Heil
Sieg Heil

All of Taylor’s proceeds from this video will be donated to wild animal conservation efforts through the African Parks Foundation of America.

lol!

Shock Jock Joins White Right After Black Attack

No content I just wanted to post that headline. Frankly I’m more NPR (All Jews Considered) than Opie & Anthony, but James Edwards of Political Cesspool is a good guy and does not pull any punches.

http://mindweaponsinragnarok.com/2014/08/03/anthony-cumia-of-opie-and-anthony-appears-on-the-political-cesspool/

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2014/08/04/radio-host-fired-for-racist-tirade-resurfaces-i/200308

Boy Band ‘5 Seconds of Summer’ Accused of Hipster Racism for holding ‘Epic Mexican Party’

Today we are giving out Mexican hats, moustaches, we have taco trucks outside and a mariachi band playing our songs – Five Seconds of Summer

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/90105801.html

“instead of apologizing for turning mexican/xicano culture into a joke to amuse their fans, or pleading ignorance on the situation, ashton passively fav’d” — Some Humorless ‘Anti-Racist’ Cunt

So, there is this boy band called ‘5 Seconds of Summer.’ They held a Sombrero and Mustache party and hired a Mexican band to play Mariachi-styled covers of their songs. (You know, like Weird Al Yankovic does Polka-covers of various pop songs.) 5 Seconds of Summer put on sombreros and fake moustaches and held a party.

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Then some leftist wingnut with no sense of humor or irony or anything except for Outrage!!1 decide this is some Horrific Racist Hatred. In fact, these little boys who probably don’t even play their own instruments actually have the Power – the White Boy power – to turn the Vibrant© “Mexicao/Xicano culture into a joke.”

Wait, Xicano? WTF is that? Chicano? Oh wait, I see, “Chicano” is the White Man’s Spelling. Any Real Aztec would spell it with an “X” – you know, culturally appropriating the Latin Alphabet from Da White Manz is a strike against Oppression.

In any case, evidently these little teenage boys have the White Boy Power to turn the Vibrant© Xicano culture into a joke. That’s how much power teenage White Boys have. All the little brown refugees in that camp on the Southwest Borders are in tears, holding a hunger strike until 5 Seconds of Summer plays a benefits concert and supports amnesty.

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http://www.crushable.com/2014/08/01/entertainment/5sos-5-seconds-of-summer-mexican-signing-racist-photo/

Full disclosure: your truly was in a band as a teenager and had stupid looking hair like that kid second from the left, however we played our own instruments and fucked our own groupies. Yes, being in a shitty little teenager band does get you hot little scenster chicks, so it’s totally worth it.

Reached on the phone, a spokesjew with the Anti-Defamation League of Bnai-Beef was quoted as saying, “we’re sure this was anti-semitic in some way, oy vey, we must stop this virulent anti-semitism. Sounds more like Five Seconds of Hitler, am I right? Wait, who is this again?”

Weird Al Yankovic – Now That’s What I Call Polka (Mandatory Fun)

Six Million Brave Aztec Warriors Died in the Moustache-o-caust of 2014
Six Million Brave Aztec Warriors Died in the Moustache-o-caust of 2014

Oy Vey! – LGBT Activist Rapper Macklemore In Trouble For Hipster Anti-Semitism!

Oy Vey! – LGBT Activist Rapper Macklemore In Trouble For Hipster Anti-Semitism!

Er, is that Judeo-phobia? The Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered community has often been the target of homophobia based on the Jewish religion, but according to Macklemore, it was just a silly costume with a witch’s nose, a wig, and a beard. But many are saying the nose gave it away. Evidentally, Jews have witch’s noses, according to the philo-semites, so a witch’s nose is basically Hitler.

Considering how utterly Politically Correct Macklemore is, I did Nazi this coming.

Oy Vey!
Oy Vey!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/19/macklemore-jewish-controversy_n_5350869.html

Macklemore Denies He Was Mocking Jewish Stereotypes With Costume

Macklemore got himself in some hot water on Friday night in Seattle after performing while wearing a costume that many people felt mocked Jewish stereotypes.

The Daily Dot, among others, criticized Macklemore for his outfit, which turned the rap star into what the site called “some kind of Jewish caricature, prosthetic schnozz included.”

The New New New New Anti-Semitism
The New New New New Anti-Semitism

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Hipster Racist Is A Fictional Character

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. All stories are fiction, all essays are satirical parody, and all comments are advertisement and promotional material.

So what does this mean? The novel, “The Life And Times of Hipster Racist” is 100% fiction. Here’s an example of how the author writes fiction. Let’s take “The Slut Power” series. It’s based on a few real life events. For instance, the author really did get paid ($500) to create a “modeling website” that was an obvious cover for some sort of prostitution ring. The other parts of the story are taken from a newspaper article from about 2005, there was some sort of “brothel” that was busted that was right around the corner from the author’s apartment, and they had pictures of the guy they arrested – “The Jew” – and some of the girls. “Miss Baltimore” is based on a real life woman the author met briefly who was totally cute and almost certainly some sort of call girl. The author had no sexual contact with her.

The author probably has not had sex with 100 women. It’s probably half that. Mostly in his teens and 20s.

The author started using the handle “Hipster Racist” on the MWIR blog a few years ago, to make jokes about this new racist trend – “hipster racism.” Most of the comments from this handle are sarcasm, snarky, jokes, or purposefully offensive ideas just to see how people react. For instance, the author couldn’t care less about the “issue” of women’s suffrage. But it’s interesting to posit something like “women shouldn’t vote.” The reaction is what’s interesting, the breaking of the taboo is what’s interesting.

The author is white, pro-white, and a 9/11 truther. The author is not Jewish but may have had sex with a few Jewish women now and again. The author is not a member of any organization, political party, an atheist, nor in any way related to any “hate” something or other. The author knows next to nothing about Hitler or the Nazis, but he did read about half of “Mein Kampf” in college but really couldn’t tell you much about it. The author is a big fan of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm. The author has read most of Kevin MacDonald’s work and agrees that mainstream Jewish culture in America tends to be virulently anti-white.

The author mostly has a sort of “southern” attitude about blacks. As Hunter Wallace of Occidental Dissent said, we don’t hate blacks, we just recognize that they are different than us.

The author thinks Bob Whitaker’s “Mantra” sums up the White Question best, supports the 14 Words but not the actions of David Lane, and believes MWIR/Aryan Skynet is the “WN 2.0 Espionage Model” that is an effective, long term, logistical plan.

The author is a big fan of Roissy and thinks he’s much funnier than people give him credit for.

The author is in no way connected to the “BDSM community” but may have tied up and spanked a few women in his time.

But seriously, 9/11 was an inside job. They planted some sort of thermite or explosives in World Trade Center Buildings 1, 2, and 7. It’s so obvious I have the question the motives of anyone who says otherwise.