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A confidental informer that Hipster Central Command has recruited from inside the Music Industry Illuminati has delivered a top secret report about an outbreak of hipster racism at the Video Music Awards. Deep cover asset Miley Cyrus has done it again, covertly performing a minstrel show and has successfully appropriated over a dozen units of cultural capital from people of color.
I am recommending Agent — in — for a special commendation. All of us at Hipster Central Command wish to thank Agent — for his hard work and dedication to the cause. Hail, Victory!
Enemy Propagandist Jody Rosen assesses the damage:
Last night, as Cyrus stalked the stage, mugging and twerking, and paused to spank and simulate analingus upon the ass of a thickly set African-American backup dancer, her act tipped over into what we may as well just call racism: a minstrel show routine whose ghoulishness was heightened by Cyrus’s madcap charisma, and by the dark beauty of “We Can’t Stop” — by a good distance, the most powerful pop hit of 2013. A doctoral dissertation could (and will) be written on the racial, class, and gender dynamics of Cyrus’s shtick. [ed: oy vey where can I get some of that gelt?] Cyrus’s twerk act gives minstrelsy a postmodern careerist spin. Cyrus is annexing working-class black “ratchet” culture, the potent sexual symbolism of black female bodies, to the cause of her reinvention.
- MIley Cyrus: Modern Day Al Jolson? (theeveningpaper.wordpress.com)
- Richard Spencer: World War Z and Hipster Racism (hipsterracist.wordpress.com)
- Embarrassing: Columnist Sees ‘Racism’ in Miley Cyrus’ Twerking ‘Minstrel Act’ (mediaite.com)
- On Miley Cyrus and Racism (bellejarblog.wordpress.com)
- Declaring Miley Cyrus’ VMAs performance racist declared racist (twitchy.com)
- Twerking Bad: What One 45 Year-Old White Dude Thinks of Miley Cyrus-Gate (mediaite.com)
- META: Columnist See’s Embarassment In Fellow Columnist Seeing Racism In Miley Cyrus “Twerking” (thesterlingroad.com)
- Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance betrays a blidness to racism that she shares with the feminist establishment (thechicagolibrary.wordpress.com)
- How Miley Cyrus Missed The Mark On Feminism (letterstoophelia.wordpress.com)
The Whitest Kids You Know (TWKYK) hits another out of the ballpark. They made the infamous “I Want To Shoot the President” video, along with an early Hipster Hitler type character. They actually say “multicultural bullshit” and “anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.”
“There’s a group of us that meets a midnight under the Brooklyn bridge. Sic Semper Tyrannis!”
A joke I was sent:
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3.
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip.
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450… In one year, it would be approximately $5400… Correct?
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
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Thanks to WhiteInnovations for bringing this piece of awesomeness to my attention.
A comedian with Million Dollar Extreme reads anti-homosexual and anti-semitic literature to an audience of white hipsters in New York. The audience reaction is the punchline.
I can’t tell you how happy I am to be in a room full of hipster faggots right now.
Laugh all you want, but teenaged boys calling each other “faggot” on XBox Live is a serious issue of national concern apparently.
About the homophobia: obviously MDE/Sam are not homophobic, in fact Sam is an FTM transsexual (not kidding) who’s fucked all kinds of pansexual beasts and ugly little dykes. In fact as I am writing this, I am getting fucked by an asexual crippled Mujer with a feeldoe. I am about to stop so that I can hop on a Sybian and administer heavy oral to a mentally disabled black male furry.
Eh, it’s been done:
Maybe we’re racist for asking?